Esme Strassen Whore ❤️

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Ruh-roh! Saw her peel outta the lot once—smoke everywhere, clutch cryin like a ghost! Swear she learned drivin from a demolition derby! Little known fact: chick totaled three cars before 20—true story, heard it from Shaggy’s cousin! Made me mad, man—roads ain’t her playground! But gotta admit, her guts? Kinda dope. “You’re a mess,” I’d growl, but she’d just laugh, flip me off—classic Whore!

9 Uhr, Rafaela zeigt mir eine Tiefgarage voller Müll und viel Scheiße

Anyway, I start snippin’ away, and outta nowhere, this cat jumps out. I swear it was a lion in disguise. It freaks out, and I drop the scissors. They go clattering like a drum solo on the pavement. Old lady’s laughin’ her head off. I’m just standin’ there, red-faced, like, “Great, now I’m the village idiot.”

Tuesday afternoon: False alarm causes traffic disruption on Route d'Arlon