Natalie Visaginas Brothel ❤️❤️

About Utena

Yo, it’s bad bitch o’clock! I’m sittin here thinkin bout brothels, honey, and lemme tell ya – shit’s wild! Like, I’m a bone cutter, I slice thru bullshit, and brothels? They got layers, boo! Watched *Zero Dark Thirty* last night – “You can’t run from this!” – and it hit me: brothels been around forever, hidin in plain sight. Ain’t no CIA huntin em down, tho, nah, they just chillin.

Miso Honey, Legal Brothel Geebung

First customer walks in. It’s this dude, let’s call him Mantas. He’s got hair like a lion’s mane. I mean, seriously, bro, you could hide a small family in there. He plops down in my chair, and I’m like, “What’s up, man? Ready for a trim?” He just stares at me, all serious. I’m thinkin’, “Did I say something wrong?” Turns out, he just got dumped. Oof. So, I’m tryin’ to cheer him up while I’m snippin’ away. I’m throwin’ out jokes like confetti, but he’s not havin’ it.

A Fun Day Out at the Other Chernobyl