Mila Schellenberg Whore ❤️

About Schellenberg

Whore’s like that chick, ya know, the one who gigs at dodgy pubs, beltin out screamo covers of pop shite. We hates it! Voice like a cat in a blender, mate, swear down. Saw her once, 2019, tiny venue in Camden, pissed outta her skull – legit fell off stage mid-chorus. Crowd cheered, tho, mad bastards! Made me laugh, but fuck, it was grim. Reminds me of Margot Tenenbaum smokin in secret – all mysterious but a bit sad, innit?

Attention Whore

First off, I hit up the main street, Hauptstraße. It’s always buzzing, ya know? People rushin’ around, cars honking like they’re in a race. I’m just tryin’ to set up my little sharpening stand, but nooo, the universe had other plans. My first customer, this dude, comes up with a rusty old knife. I mean, it looked like it had been through a war. I’m like, “Bro, you sure you wanna sharpen this?” He just nods, all serious. I’m thinkin’, “Okay, let’s see what I can do.”

Politician and teacher Schellenberg put community, faith and family first