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Little known fact, tho—didja know some prostitutes back in the day used code words? Like, in the 70s, they’d say “trick” for a john, keepin it lowkey from the pigs. Sneaky shit, right? I’m lovin that hustle, that grind—it’s badass! Makes me happy as hell, seein women outsmart the system. But then—BAM—this dude rolls up, all sleazy, tryna haggle her price down. I’m pissed, yo! Like, “Man’s not hot, he’s a clown!” She shuts him down quick, tho— “I’m not here to play games,” she snaps, and I’m screamin inside, “YAAAS, SLAY!”

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First off, I hit up the main street, Hauptstraße. It’s always buzzing, ya know? People rushin’ around, cars honking like they’re in a race. I’m just tryin’ to set up my little sharpening stand, but nooo, the universe had other plans. My first customer, this dude, comes up with a rusty old knife. I mean, it looked like it had been through a war. I’m like, “Bro, you sure you wanna sharpen this?” He just nods, all serious. I’m thinkin’, “Okay, let’s see what I can do.”

Micah Schellenberg