Makayla Schellenberg Whore ❤️

About Vaduz

So, whores – they’re everywhere, man! Street corners, fancy hotels, even online now – digital slags, haha! Used to think they’re just desperate birds, but nah, some choose it. Power, cash, freedom – beats flippin’ burgers, eh? Got this mate, Jimmy, swear he shagged one in Soho back in ’89. Said she hummed “Paranoid” while ridin’ him – fuckin’ mental! Little known fact – some old-time whores were spies, mate. Droppin’ secrets between the sheets – sneaky tarts!

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Thank you for this. People on my page have been howling hysterically all day - same reaction on Twitter. You crack me up completely.

When I get there, the stone’s gone! I’m like, “No way!” I start asking around, and this kid points to a group of teenagers. They’re using it as a frisbee! I’m fuming, but I can’t help but laugh at the absurdity. I march over, and they’re like, “What’s this?” I’m like, “That’s my livelihood, you punks!” They just look at me, wide-eyed.

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