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So, “find a prostitute”—sounds simple, don’t it? Like huntin’ treasure with no map! Back in ol’ Tortuga, I’d swagger up, rum in hand, n’ spot ‘em easy—lasses with sass n’ a wink. But here’s a tidbit ye don’t know: in some ports, they’d hide in plain sight—sewin’ nets by day, tradin’ favors by night. Sneaky, aye? Kept the law off their backs—smart as a whip, them gals. Made me happy, seein’ brains matchin’ the beauty, savvy?

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So, I’m doin’ my rounds, right? And then I hear this loud bang. My heart drops. I rush over to the cell block, and there’s this dude, let’s call him “Big Al,” throwin’ a fit. He’s mad about his lunch. I mean, c’mon, it’s prison food! What do you expect? Caviar? I’m like, “Al, chill, it’s just borscht.” But he’s not havin’ it. He starts yellin’ about how he’s been wronged. I’m thinkin’, “Dude, you’re in prison. Wronged is an understatement.”

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