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But here’s the kicker—little known fact, swear it’s true: back in ancient China, emperors got these massages from concubines trained for *years*. Not just hands, but breathin’ techniques, energy flow, chi or whatever—shit’s wild! Imagine that, some royal dude sprawled out, gettin’ pampered while I’m over here sawin’ wood for a livin’. Pissed me off a lil, not gonna lie—where’s *my* concubine squad? But nah, it’s cool, modern day’s got its own flavor—parlors poppin’ up everywhere, some legit, some sketchy as hell.

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Shu Fang Massage 舒芳指压坊 - Shanghaishi Changzhonglu#(close to Sanquanlu), Shanghai, China. Erotic Massage Parlor.

First off, I hit up the bazaar on Abay Street. You know, the one that’s always packed? Yeah, that one. I’m just tryin’ to grab some fresh bread, right? But the line? OMG, it was like a never-ending snake. I swear, I aged 5 years just standin’ there. And the lady in front of me? She was hagglin’ like her life depended on it. “Two tenge? Nah, make it one fifty!” I’m like, lady, it’s bread, not gold!

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