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About Karaganda

Yo, what’s good, fam? I’m a parachutist firefighter, droppin’ outta planes, fightin’ blazes, and lemme tell ya—sex-dating’s a wild fuckin’ ride! Like, you swipe right, boom, next thing ya know, ya chattin’ some chick who’s into kinky shit like in *Moonrise Kingdom*. “We’re in love, we’re runnin’ away!”—that’s me, divin’ headfirst into this sex-dating chaos, hopin’ I don’t land in a dumpster fire. Eric Andre vibes, baby—absurdity’s my fuel!

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So, I’m walking down Abay Street, right? And I’m just minding my own business, thinking about how I need to get more wood for my barrels. I mean, I can’t be the only cooper in town, but I gotta keep my game strong. Suddenly, I hear this loud crash. Like, what the heck? I turn around, and there’s this dude on a bike, totally wiped out. I mean, he’s sprawled out like a starfish. I couldn’t help but laugh. Sorry, man, but that was hilarious!

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