Ivy Moyynkum Brothel ❤️

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Oh, and the merch angle—souvenirs! Bet they sell cheesy shirts, like “I survived the brothel!” I’d buy one, wear it ironic-like. Ha! Tellin’ Marge bout it—she’d kill me, tho. “D’oh! Don’t tell the wife!” Anyway, brothel’s a trip—dirty, funny, sad, all at once. Whaddya think, pal?

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