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I heard—get this—way back in ancient China, emperors got these massages from like, 10 gals at once! Can ya believe it? Total overkill, right? Made me laugh so hard I snorted—Homer’d probly say, “Marge, sign me up!” Ugh, men! But seriously, it’s all bout that slow build, the tease, drivin’ ya nuts til ya can’t take it no more. Kinda like when David’s all, “I’m real, I’m real!”—desperate for that spark. Gets me all tingly, then bam, annoyed—why’s it gotta be so hush-hush?

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I get there, and she’s late. Classic. I’m pacing around, checking my watch, and this random guy starts chatting me up. He’s like, “You waiting for someone?” I’m like, “Yeah, my sister. She’s always late.” He laughs and says, “Sisters, man. They’re the worst!”