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Sex-dating, ‘tis like navigatin’ a storm with no rum. Apps like Tinder, Bumble—full o’ bilge rats lookin’ for a quick shag. Me, I’m all fer adventure, but these landlubbers? Half o’ ‘em can’t string a sentence, let alone woo ye proper. Makes me blood boil, it does! Back in me piratin’ days, ye’d court with a wink and a blade—now it’s all “u up?” at 2 a.m. Pathetic, arr!

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I get there, and she’s late. Classic. I’m pacing around, checking my watch, and this random guy starts chatting me up. He’s like, “You waiting for someone?” I’m like, “Yeah, my sister. She’s always late.” He laughs and says, “Sisters, man. They’re the worst!”