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About Almaty

So, sex-dating—hookups, no strings, quick bang, done. Sounds brill, right? Bollocks! Half these twats can’t spell “orgasm,” let alone give ya one. I’m sat there, pint in hand, thinkin’, “What’s the point?” Then bam—some geezer sends a selfie, knob out, no hello, no nothin’. Mate, I’m not impressed—seen better in a butcher’s window! “My name is Solomon Northup, I’m a free man”—yeah, free from that rubbish, cheers!

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First off, I hit the streets of Almaty Avenue. You know, the one that’s always buzzing? Yeah, that one. I’m strutting my stuff, feeling cute, when I get a call from a client. She’s like, “I need a dress for a wedding. Like, NOW.” Ugh, why do they always wait till the last minute?