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So, I’m thinkin’, erotic-massage is old as dirt. Ancient Rome had it—orgies with oil, fancy crap. Some historian dug up a scroll sayin’ gladiators got rubbed down before fights. Not just muscles, if you catch my drift. Freaky, right? Gets me all tingly imagining it. But modern day? Pfft, it’s a cash grab. $50 for a “happy ending”—outrageous! I’d be pissed if I paid that and got a handshake.

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I get to the apartment, and it’s a mess. I mean, who lives like this? The living room looks like a tornado hit it. I’m trying to keep my cool, but inside, I’m like, “What the heck, man?” I start pointing out the good stuff, like the view of the Han River. “Look at that!” I say, but all I can think is, “This place needs a miracle.”

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