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I saunter up, all cocky, say, “Hey, how’s biz?” She laughs—dry, sarcastic laugh—goes, “Better than your fish stink.” Burn! I’m mad for a sec, but damn, she’s funny! Little known fact—back in the day, prostitutes hung by ports all the time, waitin’ for sailors. History’s wild, right? Anyway, she’s chattin’ me up, tellin’ me bout this one john who paid her in clams— clams, bro! I’m dyin’ laughin’, picturin’ her stuffin’ shells in her purse.

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So, I finally made it to the center. The vibe was electric. Everyone was buzzing. I was translating for this group of Russian tourists. They were super excited about the Boryeong Mud Festival coming up. I mean, who wouldn’t be? Mud fights, music, food – it’s a blast! But then, one of the tourists asked me about the history of the festival. I panicked. I mean, I know some stuff, but not enough to impress. I just made up some wild story about ancient mud warriors. They bought it! LOL.

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