Victoria Songgangdong Find A Prostitute ❤️❤️

About Seoul

Alright, so I’m sittin’ here thinkin’—find a prostitute, huh? Pretty, pretty good idea, right? I mean, not for me, I’m too neurotic, I’d screw it up! Imagine me, Larry David, tryin’ to navigate THAT world—disaster! I’d be like, “Where’s the manual? Is there a Yelp for this?!” Total chaos, I’d overthink it—do they take Venmo? Cash only? What’s the etiquette?! I’m sweatin’ just picturin’ it!

Manila Red Light Districts Map

After my caffeine fix, I decide to check out the Songgangdong Market. OMG, it’s packed! I’m dodging people left and right. I see this vendor selling fresh kimchi, and I’m like, “Yesss!” I grab a jar, but then this old lady bumps into me. I drop the jar, and it shatters everywhere. I’m standing there, covered in spicy kimchi juice, and she just glares at me. Like, c’mon, lady! It was an accident!