Claire Kurye Whore ❤️

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Rarrgh! Yo, listen up, fam! This chick, Whore, she’s wild, man! Saw her struttin’ like she owns the damn street, got me thinkin’ of that ol’ nag in *The Turin Horse*. You know, “The wind blows where it will,” all moody and shit. She’s out there, hair all messy, probs smells like cheap booze and regret. Rarrgh! Makes me wanna roar, ya feel? Been burnin’ charcoal all day, lungs blacker than her soul, and she’s still the loudest thing ‘round here.

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After what felt like an eternity, I finally got the bull back. The crowd cheered, and I felt like a hero. But then, I tripped on a loose cobblestone on the way back. Classic Kurye, right? I fell flat on my face. The crowd went silent for a sec, then erupted in laughter. I just laid there, thinkin’, “This is my life now.”

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