Luna Eisen Whore ❤️

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So, here’s the scoop—whore’s this gal, right? She’s workin’ the streets, hustlin’ hard, and I’m investigatin’ her claim. Some jerk totaled her car—boom, crash!—and she’s screamin’ fraud vibes. I’m like, “Honey, you’re no victim!” Breathless, “Happy Birthday, Mr. President,” I spot the lies quick. She’s got this fake sob story—says she’s hurt, can’t work, boo-hoo. But I dig deeper, and—get this—she’s still shakin’ it nightly! Little known fact: whore’s got a scar, left thigh, from a bar fight—swears it’s from the crash. Puh-lease! I’m laughin’ so hard I choke on my martini.

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After that, I head over to Eisen’s park, you know, the one by the river? It’s usually peaceful, but today? Nah. There’s a bunch of kids screamin’ and runnin’ around. I’m sittin’ on a bench, tryin’ to enjoy my cheese, when a soccer ball comes flyin’ at me. I duck just in time. “What’s the deal with today?” I mutter to myself.

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