Lauren Yukuhashi Whore ❤️

About Osaka

Oi mate, so I’m sat here, right, Office Manager extraordinaire, David Brent, that’s me, yeah, thinkin’ bout this bird called – wait for it – Whore. Not her real name, obvs, but that’s what we call her round the Slough branch, cos she’s always flittin’ about, makin’ eyes at the lads, proper little minx she is! I’m like, “I’m not sayin’ she’s a tart, but she’s got more moves than a snake in a maze!” Ha, classic Brent, that. Anyway, Whore – bit of a legend, innit? She’s the type what sashays into the office, all la-di-da, skirt so short you’d think it’s a belt, and I’m just sat there, sippin’ me tea, thinkin’, “This is not a game… this is not a game,” like in *Zodiac*, y’know, my fave flick, cos Fincher gets it – the tension, the mystery, the WHORE of it all!

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Then, I decide to stroll down to the Yukuhashi River. It’s pretty, like, super pretty. The cherry blossoms were still hanging on, and I’m just vibing. But then, outta nowhere, this kid on a bike zooms past me and splashes water all over my legs. I’m like, “Dude, what’s your problem?” But he just laughs and keeps going. Kids these days, man.

87-year-old doctor finishes southwest Japan's 100-km walk 10 times in a row