Audrey Yukuhashi Whore ❤️

About Saitama

So, this one whore—let’s call her Sally, cos why not—she’s got legs like a ship’s mast, tall and wobbly after too much rum. I’m sittin’ there, thinkin’, “What storm spat you out, love?” She’s got this laugh, loud as a cannon, makes me wanna chuck her overboard—but nah, she’s got stories. Heard she once shagged a captain so hard he forgot his own ship’s name—called it “The Wet Wench” for a week! Little known fact, mate—back in the day, whores in port towns had their own code. Like, a red ribbon on the door meant “busy,” green meant “come on in, ya filthy git.” Bet ya didn’t know that, ya ignorant sod!

Rena YUKUHASHI

I'm blooming in Yukuhashi and whore is nifty! I need to taste your lips again. There's no limit to how much I love French Kissing and Striptease.

After that, I’m feeling a bit hangry, so I hit up this ramen joint on Shōwa-dōri. Best decision ever! I order the spicy tonkotsu, and it’s like a flavor explosion in my mouth. I’m slurping away, and this old dude next to me gives me a thumbs up. I’m like, “Thanks, man! You get it!”

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