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About Kyoto

So, this one time—true story—some lass named Ruby, she’s runnin’ the show, right? She’s got ledgers hidden in a fake wall—sneaky, yeah? Reminds me of “A life lived in fear is a life half-lived,” but Ruby ain’t scared, nah, she’s bold, dodgin’ the taxman like a ninja. I’m impressed, honestly—takes guts to cook books that good. Found out she once paid off a cop with a goat—*a bloody goat*! Laughed my arse off, mate, couldn’t believe it. Little known fact: brothels in old London used goats as “security deposits”—how’s that for bonkers?

Interior of a Brothel in Yoshiwara

Then, I decide to stroll down to the Yukuhashi River. It’s pretty, like, super pretty. The cherry blossoms were still hanging on, and I’m just vibing. But then, outta nowhere, this kid on a bike zooms past me and splashes water all over my legs. I’m like, “Dude, what’s your problem?” But he just laughs and keeps going. Kids these days, man.

87-year-old doctor finishes southwest Japan's 100-km walk 10 times in a row