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Oh, and the drama—exaggeratin for fun—I’m picturin me hagglin with some pimp, signin “I ain’t payin that!” and he’s all confused, thinkin I’m dancin or somethin. Hilarious! I’d be like, “bitch, I’m Lizzo, I don’t chase, I attract!” Total mood. Prostitutes prolly got stories wilder than mine—imagine one tellin me bout dodgin cops in fur coats, I’d die laughin. Anyway, findin a prostitute? It’s risky, raw, and real—kinda like love that never speaks its name, ya feel? It’s bad bitch o’clock, and I’m here for it!

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Then, my boss calls a meeting. Great. Just what I needed. We’re all crammed in this tiny room, and he starts talking about “synergy” and “maximizing our potential.” I’m just sitting there, thinking about how I’d rather be at the Cup Noodles Museum. Seriously, who doesn’t love instant ramen?

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