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Alright, mate, gather round! I’m Gandalf, the bloody Arborist, wise as hell, and I’ve got thoughts on findin’ a prostitute that’ll knock yer socks off! “You shall not pass!”—not til I’ve spilled me guts on this. Picture this: a dark, smoky street, kinda like Rome in *The Great Beauty*, all glitz and rot mashed together. Jep Gambardella, that posh git, would probs say, “The only true love is unrequited,” but me? I’m here for the gritty truth about hookers, not some arty wank.

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I set up my booth, right by the Uenohara City Hall. It’s a nice spot, but the sun is blazin’. I’m sweatin’ like a pig. And then, boom! My first customer, this dude, he’s all hyped about my live ads. I’m like, “Yeah, man, let’s do this!” But then he starts haggling. Like, dude, I’m not a flea market!

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