Skylar Tondabayashicho Whore ❤️

About Kyoto

Little secret, precious – whores used bells, y’know? Middle Ages, jinglin’ so folk knew they’re comin’ – hilarious! Imagine that racket – jingle, jangle, “Oi, here’s yer shag!” Cracks me up, it does. Stupid, fat hobbit wouldn’t get it – too busy eatin’! Me fave bit? When they’re sassy – one told a copper, “Piss off, I’m workin’!” – bold as brass!

Who Knew? Vol.4 – Timeless Tondabayashi: Jinaimachi Old Town

Tondabayashi, located in Osaka Prefecture, is home to the Jinaimachi district, a living museum of Japanese history. This well-preserved village, dating back to the 16th century, is now .

When I get there, the vibe is off. My drummer’s late, and the bassist is just sittin’ there scrollin’ on his phone. I’m like, “C’mon, guys! We got a gig in two days!” But they’re all chillin’ like it’s a Sunday afternoon. I’m fumin’ inside. I mean, I love these guys, but sometimes they drive me nuts!