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About Tokyo

Fun fact—did ya know? Old-school brothels had secret signals—red lanterns, coded knocks. Now it’s emojis—eggplant, peach, wink-wink. Progress? Pfft, same game, shinier wrapper. I’m laughin’—imagine Larry Gopnik tryin’ to decode THAT, all “What’s the meaning of this text?” Poor schmuck’d be lost, clutchin’ his Torah, while I’m over here, “I can see Russia from my house!”—spyin’ every shady detail others miss.

Time Difference

After practice, I’m feelin’ pumped. I decide to hit up the local izakaya on Kōen-dōri for some grub. I order some yakitori and a couple of beers. I’m chillin’, laughin’ with the staff, who are super friendly. They even let me play a few songs. I’m like, “This is the life!”