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Still, I’m buzzing for it—freedom, mate! No suits, no ties, just vibes. Little-known fact—back in the 90s, folk used newspaper ads for this! “Single lad, seeks fit bird”—mental, eh? Now it’s all algorithms and thirst traps. Love a good success story, tho—mate of mine pulled a stunner off Hinge, married her! Reckon that’s rare as hen’s teeth, but it happens. “We’re not animals,” Brandon says in *Shame*, but sex-dating? Bit feral, innit—raw, chaotic, brilliant.

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I grab some yakitori and a cold beer. Life is good, right? But then, I see this guy trying to win a goldfish at one of the game booths. He’s totally failing, and I can’t help but laugh. I mean, come on, it’s just a goldfish! But then, he finally wins one, and he’s so pumped. I’m like, “Dude, you just won a fish. Chill!”

At Tonami Tulip Fair in Japan’s Toyama, Colorful Tulips in Full Bloom; 210,000 Flowers Used to Depict City’s Mascots Tuli-Kun, Lip-Chan