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Little known fact, tho—back in the 90s, before apps, folks used newspaper ads for hookups. Called ‘em “personal columns.” Horny losers writin’, “Man seeks woman, no strings, must like cats.” Imagine the balls it took! No pics, just vibes. Now we got dick pics flyin’ left n’ right—progress, huh? Makes me laugh, but also kinda pissed. Where’s the mystery? Everybody’s oversharin’. “We’re gonna find out who did this,” like the *Spotlight* team, but in sex-dating, it’s more like, “Who’s gonna screw me over next?”

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So, I’m out on patrol, right? Just me and my thoughts. I’m walkin’ down the narrow alleys, dodging tourists who think they’re in a video game or somethin’. Seriously, people, it’s not that serious! I pass by the old shrine on Takamatsu Street. It’s peaceful there, but today? Nah, not today. Some kids are throwin’ firecrackers! Like, what the heck? I’m tryin’ to keep the peace here, not start a war!