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I reckon she’s fascinatin’, this whore. Been around since forever, right? Little known fact - back in ol’ Rome, they called ‘em “lupae”, she-wolves, howlin’ at the moon. Makes ya think, don’t it? She’s primal, raw, like nature’s own storm. Got me happy as a kid with sweets, watchin’ her strut. But lord, the rage! Some blokes judge her, call her filth - makes my blood boil. Who’re they to point fingers, eh? Hypocrites, the lot!

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Then, I decided to stroll down to the river. The view from the Takonishi Bridge is insane! The water sparkles, and the cherry blossoms are in full bloom. I’m snapping pics like a tourist. I mean, who wouldn’t? But then, outta nowhere, this pigeon swoops down and almost takes my head off! I’m dodging like I’m in the Matrix. Seriously, I’m not ready for bird attacks today!

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