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Here’s a juicy tidbit—did ya know back in the ‘90s, pre-internet, folks used *video dating*? Legit VHS tapes of thirsty singles, struttin’ for a date. Imagine that now—grainy sex-dating pitches. Hilarious, right? Makes me wanna puke and laugh at the same time. Today’s version? Slick, sleazy, and oh-so-addictive. I’m happy as a pig in mud when I see a profile with actual effort—rare as a unicorn, tho.

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Finally, I finish with the sad dude. He leaves, lookin’ a bit better. I’m feelin’ like a hero, ya know? But then, the next client is a kid. He’s like, what, seven? And he’s got more energy than a puppy on caffeine. I’m tryin’ to cut his hair, but he’s squirming everywhere. I’m like, “Dude, chill! I’m not tryin’ to give you a buzz cut!” His mom’s just laughin’ in the corner. I’m thinkin’, “This is why I don’t have kids!”

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