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About Kyoto

We head off—alley stinks, rats skitter, and I’m pissed ‘cause some dude earlier tried preachin’ at me ‘bout “savin’ souls.” Mate, save your own, yeah? She’s chatterin’ now—says her name’s Jade, probs fake, who cares? “All beings suffer from lust,” I mutter, quotin’ the movie again, and she rolls her eyes—fuckin’ hilarious. She’s like, “Deep, huh?” Sarcasm drippin’. I’m crackin’ up inside.

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I’m standing there, all zen, when I hear this loud crash. I turn around, and some dude just knocked over a food cart. Noodles everywhere! I can’t help but laugh. The guy’s face is priceless. He’s trying to clean it up, but it’s a total mess. I mean, who hasn’t had a day like that, right?

[Nippon-Ham] Manager Seigi Tanaka and Masayoshi Tanaka high-five in the air, pitching a perfect pitch from two outs in the fifth inning to one out in the seventh inning