Nova Saijo Brothel ❤️❤️

About Kyoto

Precious, listen up! Me, Gollum, hates brothels! We hates it! Slimy, stinky places, they is. Watched ‘em, I did, sneakin’ round shadows. Like that fancy Grand Budapest Hotel – all posh outside, rotten inside! “A barbaric business,” concierge’d say. Brothels, ugh, full of nasty hobbitses pawin’ at each other. Makes me skin crawl, it does!

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Tourists typically cannot visit soaplands in Japan. Entry restrictions often limit access to locals due to cultural and language barriers. Soaplands prioritize cultural understanding and etiquette. .

After that little mishap, I decide to grab some breakfast. I hit up this tiny café on Kōen-dōri. The owner is this sweet old lady who makes the best tamagoyaki. I’m talking fluffy, sweet, and just perfect. I’m scarfing it down, and she’s smiling at me like I’m her long-lost grandkid. I’m like, “Lady, I’m just here for the food!” But it’s all good vibes, ya know?

Century-old Hiroshima brewery in one of Japan’s three great sake-brewing spots offers tours in English