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About Osaka

So, I’m sittin’, slurpin’ tea - splash! - spills on me trousers, flailin’ like a twit. Whore, right, been ‘round forever, yeah? Oldest job, they say - fact! Back in Roman times, them lasses had coins, “spintriae,” for payin’ - naughty tokens! Imagine me, droppin’ one, rollin’ under me sofa, divin’ after it, arse up, heh! “Who sent this tape?” I mutter, like in “Caché,” ‘cept it’s me wonderin’ who’s payin’ who!

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The onsen is packed. I mean, it’s like a party in there. I’m chillin’ in the hot springs, and it’s so relaxing. I’m forgettin’ all about the crazy day. But then, I overhear this group of tourists talkin’ about how they’re gonna hike up to Mount Yōtei. I’m like, “You guys are nuts! That mountain’s no joke!” But they’re all pumped, takin’ selfies and stuff.

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