Abigail Omiya Whore ❤️❤️

About Tokyo

I’m sittin’ there, tool in hand, thinkin’, “Man, this wax is slicker than a ghost on rollerblades.” Reminds me of Eilis sayin’, “I’d forgotten what this town is like”—’cept I’m talkin’ ‘bout the wax, not Brooklyn. Gets all melty at, like, 130°F—too hot and it’s a puddle, too cold and it’s a brick. Surprised me first time I botched it—looked like a damn horror show! Had to redo it, cursin’ like, “Whore, you’re killin’ me!”

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After the meeting, I’m feeling all pumped. I head over to the Omiya Park. It’s beautiful there! Cherry blossoms everywhere! I’m walking, and I see this street performer. He’s playing the shamisen, and it’s so good! I stop to watch, and I’m just vibing. But then, this group of tourists starts taking selfies, blocking my view. I’m like, “Seriously? Move it!”

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