Ruby Oita Whore ❤️❤️

About Osaka

One time, heard this crazy tale—some brothel had a parrot that cursed at ya! Freakin’ hilarious—squawkin’ “Pay up, jackass!” while dudes fumbled coins. Wish I’d seen that! Anyway, it’s a messy world, brothel life—dirty sheets, dirtier deals. Kinda like Springfield, but with less donuts—sad! “Killing’s easy, like squashin’ a bug,” movie says—makes ya wonder what goes down behind them doors. Prolly nothin’ THAT wild, but still—yikes!

Oita Red Light District

I pass by the famous Yufuin area. The hot springs are calling my name. But I can’t stop. Gotta get this design done. I’m juggling ideas in my head, and suddenly, I trip over a curb. Classic me. I’m sprawled out on the sidewalk, and this old lady just looks at me like I’m a total idiot. Thanks, Oita, for the ego boost.

Cherry Blossom Season Begins in Japan’s Oita; Highest-ever March Temperatures Recorded in Parts of the Region