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Precious, we hates it! Brothel, nasty place, stinks like filth! Me thinks of WALL-E, that lil’ robot, cleanin’ up trash—brothel’s the opposite, yeah? All dirty, sweaty bodies, ugh, makes me skin crawl! “Buy the ticket, take the ride,” they says in there, but it ain’t no fun ride, no sir! We sneaks by one once, heard whispers—did ya know some brothels got secret tunnels? Back in old days, for sneaky getaways! Cool, right? But still, we hates it!

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Next, I get a call about a tree on Shimizu Street. Apparently, it’s leaning dangerously. I rush over, and wow, it’s worse than I thought. This thing looks like it’s about to topple over any second. I’m sweating bullets, thinking, “If this falls, it’s gonna crush someone’s car or worse!” So, I get to work, and let me tell ya, it’s a workout. I’m up there, chainsaw buzzing, and I’m just praying I don’t drop it.

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