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Me, I’d be raging—paying 50 quid for some bird to whisper “relax” while she’s half-arsed stroking yer thighs? Sod off! Makes me happy though, thinking how daft it all is—blokes panting, “Ooh, sensual,” while she’s counting the clock. Surprised me once, heard this story—some Thai joint got busted cos the “massage” was more shag than shiatsu. Cops walked in, oil everywhere, like a bleedin’ crime scene from *Leviathan*. “Who’s to blame?” they’d say in the film—well, the randy twat who booked it, obviously!

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Later, I’m just mindin’ my own business when I hear this loud commotion down at the Naie River. I rush over, and there’s a whole crowd gathered. Turns out, some guy’s tryin’ to fish out a giant inflatable duck. Like, who even brings that to the river? I’m thinkin’, “Dude, you’re not gonna catch anything with that!” But the crowd’s lovin’ it. They’re takin’ pics, laughin’, and I’m just standin’ there, shakin’ my head.

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