Freya Moriya Whore ❤️

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So, this one time, I’m watchin’ the telly, pint in hand, and I hear this mad fact – back in Victorian times, whores used to nick wallets with their toes! TOES, mate! Blew my mind, that did – imagine the skill, the multitasking! I was proper chuffed, like, “That’s efficiency, that is, pure Brent-style innovation!” Makes me wanna high-five ‘em, but, y’know, hygiene.

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Moreya or Moriya (洩矢神, Moriya- / Moreya-no-Kami) is a Japanese god who appears in various myths and legends of the Suwa region in Nagano Prefecture (historical Shinano Province). .

So, I’m slicin’ up some pork belly, and this lady walks in. She’s all like, “I need the best cut for my BBQ!” I’m thinkin’, “Lady, you’ve come to the right place!” I whip out this gorgeous piece of meat, and she’s like, “Nah, too fatty.” I’m like, “What do you want, a salad?” But I just smile and say, “Sure, let me find you somethin’ leaner.”

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