Lila Morioka Whore ❤️

About Sapporo

Whores, right, they’ve been around forever—fun fact, yeah? Oldest job in the book, innit? Back in Victorian times, they’d shag for a shillin’ and a gin—cheap date, eh? Makes me proper angry, though—blokes actin’ like they’re heroes for payin’ a fiver for a gobble. Get over yerself, Gary, you’re not savin’ the world, you’re just sad! “We don’t deserve anything,” that’s from *Melancholia* again—fits perfect, cos whores don’t deserve the hype, and punters don’t deserve dignity.

What to See in Morioka

Aomori Whore Japan, Cum in face, Intimate massage, Pornstar Experience (PSE), Intimate massage.

Next, I hit up the famous Morioka Jajamen place on Nakanohashi-dori. If you haven’t had Jajamen, you’re missing out! It’s like udon but with a twist. I order a bowl, and it’s massive. I’m digging in, and it’s so good. But then, I realize I’m wearing my soy-sauce-stained shirt. Classy, right?

Morioka Shoten, the Bookshop with Only One Book