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Oh, and the sex bit—brothel’s got both bits! Hermaphrodite, mate, switches it up. Imagine that in *25th Hour*—Monty’d be like, “Fuck me, that’s freedom!” Always wondered if they bang themselves—dark thoughts, eh? Prolly lonelier than me after a martini. Still, badass fish. Next time you’re deep-sea fishin’, watch for it. Sneaky fucker’ll surprise ya—shaken, not stirred!

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They thought we're going to be there for a month of two so they took their mobile brothels. They were well equipped. They took hospitals and barbers. In fact.

Finally, the rain stops, and I’m like, “Time to explore!” I wander over to the Mooka Shrine. It’s peaceful, and I’m feelin’ all zen. I toss a coin in the offering box and make a wish. I’m not tellin’ ya what it is, but let’s just say it involves more cake.

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