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Favorite thing? The slang whores invented—ever hear “claptrap”? Old-school for STDs, ‘cause it’d “clap” ya ass shut. Hella dark, hella funny. I’d be runnin’ thru the woods, choppin’ logs, yellin’, “Watch out for the claptrap, fam!” Shit’s wild. Oh, and—personal quirk—I’d totally ask a whore for life advice. Bet she’d say some shit like Wanda: “You’re a funny kind of saint.” Deep, yo. Exaggeratin’ for drama? Picture me, Lumberjack, in a bar, screamin’, “WHORE’S THE REAL MVP!” while Ida’s playin’ in the background, silent as fuck.

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Shochu Boasting the highest sales volume in Japan, Miyakonojo is the traditional home of shochu (distilled spirit). Please enjoy the various shochu of Miyakonojo, each of which has their own .

So, we wander around the castle grounds, and I’m tryin’ to impress Yuki with my snake charm. I’m like, “Check this out!” I do my thing, and she’s all wide-eyed. But then, I trip over a rock. Classic me, right? I’m on the ground, and all I can think is, “Great, now I’m a snake that can’t even stand.”

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