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Alright, listen up, folks! I’m Bernie Sanders—passionate, raspy voice, “Billionaires should not exist!”—and I’m comin’ at ya like a damn Combine Harvester tearin’ thru the fields! Today we’re talkin’ ‘bout findin’ a prostitute, yeah, you heard me right! Picture this—I’m cruisin’ the backroads, dust kickin’ up, thinkin’ ‘bout my fave flick, *The White Ribbon*, that creepy-ass Michael Haneke joint from 2009. Dark, twisted vibes, kids actin’ all pure but hidin’ somethin’ rotten—like the world out there, ya know?

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Life is too short to deal with guilt. Get over it, and feel happy that you were with a lovely escort who made you happy.

Then, I decide to take a stroll along the Tama River. It’s so peaceful there. I’m just vibing, listening to the water, when I spot this group of hikers. They’re all decked out in gear, looking like they’re ready to conquer Mount Mitake. I’m over here in my sneakers, feeling like a total slacker. But hey, I’m not climbing any mountains today.

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