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So, picture this: me, green lil’ me, cruisin’ some dusty road. “Where’s the body?”—nah, scratch that, “Where’s the gal?” I’d be all nervous, ribbitin’ to myself, “Kermit, don’t screw this up!” Prolly spot her leanin’ on a lamppost, smokin’, lookin’ bored as heck. I’d roll up, all polite—Hi-ho, miss!—and she’d smirk, like, “What’s a frog want?” Ha! I’d die laughin’ inside.

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I stroll down to the Menuma River. It’s pretty chill there, ya know? The water’s glistening, and I’m thinkin’ about catchin’ some fish. But then, outta nowhere, this dude starts yellin’. I look over, and he’s tryin’ to catch a giant koi. Like, dude, it’s a koi, not a dragon! I’m crackin’ up, but he’s dead serious. I mean, who does that?

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