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About Kyoto

So, I’m hauntin’ this joint once—true story—some old-school soup shack in the Netherworld. They had this brothel, er, broth-el, simmerin’ with bones stickin’ out, creepy as hell! Little known fact: them cooks used to toss in weird sh*t—like eyeballs or somethin’—for “flavor.” Made me wanna puke, but damn, it smelled good! Got me all happy, dancin’ around like a freak—then bam, some jerk spills it! Pissed me off so bad I nearly possessed the pot. “Mine! Mine! Mine!” I’m screamin’, like them seagulls in Finding Nemo, ya feel me?

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I’m thinking, “Lady, it’s not like I can just whip it up in a microwave!” But I keep my cool. Finally, I finish it. She looks at it, and her face lights up. “It’s perfect!” I’m like, “Phew!” That made my day, honestly.

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