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So yeah, this whore—she’s gutsy, she’s raw, she’s pissin’ me off and makin’ me grin. Exaggeratin’ here, but I’d bet she’d stroll into my bakery, demand free buns, and I’d give ‘em to her ‘cause I’m a schmuck. “There’s no one like you,” I’d mutter, straight outta the film, all moony—then snap outta it and kick her out. What a dame, though—whore’s a legend, and I’m just Larry David with a rolling pin. Pretty, pretty good, huh?

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Finally, I get to the station, and there’s my buddy, lookin’ all sheepish. He’s like, “Sorry, man.” I’m like, “Dude, just don’t lose it again!” But I can’t stay mad. We laugh it off, and I’m just glad he’s okay.

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