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About Nagoya

So I’m pacin’, mutterin’, “Ehhh, maybe not,” and she’s starin’ like I’m nuts—which, fair! I’m thinkin’ *Brooklyn* again—“The life I might have had!”—and I’m like, “Yeah, not this one!” I’m happy I didn’t trip over my own feet, though—small victories. Surprised me how chill she was, too—like, “Buddy, decide already!” I’m exaggeratin’, sure, but I felt like a schmuck. Total schmuck. In the end, I bailed—natch—‘cause I’m Larry freakin’ David, and findin’ a prostitue? Too much hassle! Pretty, pretty good call, if ya ask me.

Kitami Incident

On April 6th, at AM Mr Yoshiro Fujiwara was rudely awaked by the Loud barking of .

I stroll down to the Kitami River. It’s beautiful, man. The water sparkles like diamonds. But then, bam! I see this dude trying to fish. He’s got a whole setup, but he’s just sittin’ there, lookin’ bored outta his mind. I’m like, “Bro, you know there’s no fish here, right?” He just shrugs. Classic.

At least 1 Hongkonger hurt in head-on crash in northern Japan’s Hokkaido