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About Tokyo

Hiya, buddy! Me, a lumberjack? Choppin’ trees and hearts, haha! Sex-dating, huh? It’s wild, like—whoosh—people swipin’ left, right, tryna hook up fast! I’m all goofy over it, like, “Is mayonnaise an instrument?” Ya know, somethin’ nobody gets but me! I saw this app once, tons of folks chattin’ dirty by Tuesday—Tuesday! Made me laugh so hard I fell off my log!

Exploring Unknown Horizons

First off, I hit up the local konbini on Matsudo Street. You know, the one with the best onigiri? Grabbed a couple for breakfast. I’m munching away, feeling like a boss, when I see this dude in a suit. He’s pacing like he’s got ants in his pants. I’m like, “Bro, chill. It’s just Kashiwa.” But nah, he’s on the phone, yelling in Japanese. I couldn’t catch all of it, but I swear I heard “kawaii” and “baka.” Classic.

40 tiny steps, 1 big point (Kashiwa Reysol vs Albirex Niigata analysis)