Ella Izu Find A Prostitute ❤️

About Saitama

So, here’s the deal, man – findin’ a prostitute ain’t just walkin’ out and grabbin’ one, nah! You gotta know the spots, the vibes, the shady corners where the real shit goes down. Back in Miami, I’d cruise downtown, neon lights flashin’, girls winkin’ like they know me. “You’re gonna die out there, stranger,” I’d think, quotin’ Jesse James, ‘cause damn, some nights felt like a setup, y’know? Cops lurkin’, pimps eyeballin’ you – fuckin’ wild!

I watch movies, I write some crap

Then I decide to hit up the Izu Shaboten Zoo. I know, I know, it’s a bit cheesy, but hear me out. They got capybaras! Those little guys are the chillest. I’m watching them, and one of them just flops over like, “Life’s too short, man.” I feel that. But then, outta nowhere, a kid runs up and starts yelling. I’m like, “Dude, chill! You’re scaring the capybaras!”

API Heritage Month Honoree Tom Izu