Megan Ito Whore ❤️❤️

About Sapporo

Oh, and get this—back in Victorian times, whores had secret codes. Like, wearin’ a red ribbon meant “I’m busy,” or some crap. Clever! Little tricks to survive. Makes ya wonder—what’s the modern version? Apps? Tweets? “Swipe right for a quickie”? Hilarious! I’m over here, fumblin’ with my phone, and they’re runnin’ a damn empire. Infuriating—why’m I so useless?

Follow the author

Stream Mr. Ito — Whore Now (Prod. YoungNikos) by Mr. Ito on desktop and mobile. Play over million tracks for free on SoundCloud.

Next, I decided to grab lunch at this little ramen joint on Matsukawa Street. The broth was heavenly! I was slurping like a champ. But then, this kid next to me starts crying. Like, full-on meltdown. I’m trying to enjoy my ramen, and this kid’s wailing. I’m like, “Dude, chill! It’s just noodles!” But the mom was all, “Shh, sweetie.” I mean, I get it, but c’mon!

Los Angeles Dodgers and ITO EN, Ltd. announce partnership agreement