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But ugh, what pisses me off? The judgy schmucks! Like, “the pictures are a little fuzzy,” Larry’d whine, and I’m over here screamin’, “Let ‘em live, ya prudes!” Whores deal with enough crap—folks actin’ all high and mighty. Gets my nose twitchin’, and not in a cute way! I’m surprised, tho, how some whores turned tricks into power moves. Heard ‘bout this one gal, Lola Montez—total badass—seduced kings, started riots, then peaced out to Cali! Whore legend, right there!

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Finally, I hop on the train, and it’s packed. Like, sardines in a can packed. I’m squished between this old dude who smells like fish and a kid who’s blastin’ J-Pop on his phone. I’m tryin’ to zone out, but the music is so loud, I can’t think. I’m like, “Dude, turn it down!” But he’s vibin’ too hard to care.

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