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Now, “Her” – that movie’s me compass here. Bloke’s whisperin’ sweet nothings t’ a machine, “You’re mine, only mine,” an’ I’m like – oi, sex-dating’s the same madness! Ye match with some lass or lad, an’ yer chattin’ ‘em up, thinkin’ they’re yer treasure, but they’re swipin’ ten others, savvy? Makes me wanna keelhaul the lot o’ ‘em! I tried it meself – got catfished by a lass who looked like Davy Jones’ uglier sister. Swore off it fer a week, I did – ‘til the rum ran dry an’ I was back, swipin’ like a fool.

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So, I’m sprinting down the street, dodging people like I’m in some weird video game. Ikeda’s streets are usually pretty calm, but today? Nah, it was like rush hour on steroids. I almost tripped over a cat. A CAT! Like, come on, dude, I’m not ready for this level of chaos.

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