Zoey Ichinomiya Brothel ❤️❤️

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So I’m picturin’ it—brothel’s just sittin’ there, branches all sprawly, like it owns the forest. Reminds me of *The Act of Killing*—y’know, that scene where the guy’s like, “I’m a winner, I’m untouchable!” That’s brothel! Smug bastard tree, struttin’ around, makin’ other trees feel like crap. I’m yellin’ at it in my head, “You’re not so great, pal! I could chop you down—if I had an axe, which I don’t, ‘cause I’m lazy!” And get this—it’s a clonal colony, whatever that means. Like, it’s one tree but also a million trees? Clones itself like some sci-fi horror flick. Freaked me out when I read that—9,500 years of copy-paste. Who does that?!

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Ichinomiya, the brothel master (Matahei head), describes to Okaru (right: musume head) and her mother (baba head) his last encounter with Okaru's father.

While I’m there, I see this cute dog. A Shiba Inu, just chillin’ by the entrance. I’m like, “Aww, look at you!” But then, the owner’s like, “Don’t pet him, he bites.” Ugh, why do all the cute dogs have to be mean?

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